my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can substitute experience.
caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens
microsoft word just autocorrected beyonce into beyoncé
this is the definition of power and status
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One of the best stories I’ve ever been told, um, I was told a story about a little boy with autism named Spence, who thinks when people are speaking in lower tones that means they’re mad at him, and so he really really relates to me and looks up to me because I have a high pitched voice so he thinks I’m happy all the time. And, um, that type of story, when you’re affected people like that…I mean, how can you be mad at your voice when it’s affecting kids like that? I get a little choked up thinking about it.
You have no idea what a charming memory you are to me.